Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Party {|Do you need it?|}

My time playing FFXI has allowed me many opportunities to observe people, and what happens when you force them to cooperate to achieve a common goal.

1. The younger they are, the smarter they aren't.

2. College students provide an interesting exception to that. The vast majority of them don't seem to know their asses from a hole in the ground.

3. People will accept gimps into thier parties, then bitch about them to their ls.

4. Those people will invite those gimps again, because they know what they're getting.

5. Every few months, newer and stupider jargon and slang will arrive to turn the chat logs into more of a toilet. Usually attributed to #2.

6. Since they still have some sort of stigma attached to them, DRGs are often much more knowledgeable and well-equipped than most other players.

7. Puppeteer AF is probably the gayest armor in the history of video games.

8. WAR/NIN has more gimps and morons in it's ranks than any other job. I myself was neither, but could no longer put up with those that were.

9. Elvaan players are the most likely to be and act like fucking morons. Galkas are the least. Tarutaru and Humes are pretty balanced in that aspect.

10. Just because I'm in your party doesn't mean I give a shit about you or your ls or that you're leveling Alchemy and it's really expensive. I'm in this party for XP, not to hear about whatever stupid shit you have going on.

11. Using the Auto-Translate feature just to say something perverted only proves you are a fucking idiot.

12. Getting offended reading another person's blog also proves you are a fucking idiot.

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